Reality is better than fiction!

Reality Rose is a Denver based nerdlesque performer and chair dance queen with a penchant for humor and ass that's unreal. She's a Clockettes down at the historic Clocktower Cabaret and a regular performer in Carnivale de Sensuale with her performance partner Sarah Bellum. Since graduating from audience to attraction, Rose has brought a host of characters to life on the stage including No Face, Jareth the Goblin King, and the Notorious RBG. She prides herself on finding the intersection of athleticism and storytelling in her character driven routines.

Burlesque

Better Together

Best friends and bad idea buddies Reality Rose and Sarah Bellum bring all the silly camp to burlesque, acro, and aerials. Whether they're f*cking or fighting, you better believe they bring passion to every routine. They've delighted audiences as the power couple Morticia and Gomez Addams, Bob and Larry from the Veggie Tales, and even Pooh Bear with his very sexy pot of Hunny. Their goal is always to leave audiences a little turned, a lot confused, and begging for more.

Teaching

Reality Rose started teaching chair dance on Zoom to her friends during 2020 as a way to stay connected, active, and sane. These days, she's more of an in person instructor although she's always willing to break down a move if youbask nicely. You can find Rose teaching Monday nights at Tease Studio where you can also book private lessons. She occasionally teaches workshops on chair acro, smoothing transitions in chair dance, and duo chair as well as the fundamentals of making pasties.